Carmex

It is my belief that if you manage to finish a container of carmex, then you should recieve some sort of prize at the bottom. Those things are so darn hard to finish, and I used to think that even finishing one was impossible, until i was proven wrong by a certain lady friend.

Additionally, I believe that the instructions on Carmex should include keeping it in your pocket for an extended period of time so it gets warm and easy to apply. This makes the product so much better.