Adventures in Paintballing

This weekend I went paintballing for the first time ever and it was very interesting. First the place we went to really sucked for a lot of reasons. First, we waited around for about 2 hours to get registered and equiped. Then right before our first game, my gun fell apart so I spent another half hour waiting for it to be fixed. So finally, I'm ready to go. But we were forced to wait for a game to be announced. But we decided to go off on our own (against the rules) and play amongst ourselves. This was the best move of the whole day. I snuck around the perimeter of the field and snipped an enemy from the blind spot. Then I ran right between a standoff between the two sides. At that point neither team knew which side I was on so I got pelted from both sides. And they got me good too. After that, we joined an organized game, which was fairly fun. But afterward several of the members of our group got disciplined by the refrees for various infractions. We did not respond well to that as the refs were punk teenagers. So after that mishap, about half of our group left, but the rest of us went on another game. About two minutes into the game, my gun broke for the second time. So I walked out of the game with the intention of walking back and getting my guin fixed. So as I was leaving, I got chased down by a pimp faced ref, who informed me that I couldn't walk back by myself. So he escorted me back. So for the second game, I sat out until one of my players was hit out of the game. Then I took his gun and headed in only to be followed by the same referee, who informed me that I could not play because I started out of bounds. So I ignored him and kept playing. Then he threaten that if I kept shooting I would be kicked out of the park. By this time I had nothing to lose because the place sucked and I was planning on leaving after the game anyway. So after my warning I took my gun and pointed it towards the ref and fired off my last shot of the day. He took my gun and demanded to see my ID wristband. So I explained how it fell off so a threw it away, an obvious lie. He kept asking for it and I kept telling him to eat a dick. So I got my drivers license and headed out of the park, probably never to return to a paintball field again.