Strange Goings On

Yesterday many a strange things happen to people around me. The first was probably the strangest and most disturbing occurred on the train on the way home from work. Not long into the ride I was dozing off only to be awoken by a girl standing up and yelling at this guy running off the train. After he got off she said, "He pulled out his thing and tried to touch me with it." Half asleep it took me a moment to register what she was actually saying, but I guess this cracked out guy tried to cock-smack her on the train. Then later on I talked to my brother on the phone. He started out the conversation by asking if I have ever heard of anyone dropping a phone in a pool and then fixing it by replacing the battery. This was his brand new (uninsured) Razor. I pretty much told him that he was screwed. Then he told me about his friend's pool that they were swimming in and its one foot hole in the liner. I pretty much told him that his friend was screwed. Then he told me about his fat friend who was trying to kill a spider on the roof and when it feel on him he shreiked, fell over, and sprained his ankle. Finally the most scary thing that happened yesterday (that I just found out this afternoon) was that my dad collapsed yesterday evening and my mom spent all of last night in the emergency room. Thankfully he is ok but he has been putting too much work on his bad knee and has a condition where all his blood is focusing on his knee so his blood pressure and heart rate dropped to very low levels. After his overnight stay in the ER he is thankfully doing alright today. I find it quite interesting that all these strange incidences occurred on the same day.