All Hail Columbus!

Columbus Day is probably my most favorite holiday of them all. First and most importantly I get the day off, and there is no real reason for me to be off. Columbus 'discovered' an inhabited land. It's like me going into my neighbor's yard and claiming it for myself. I don't think that would fly. What is also great about Columbus Day is there is nothing to do. I don't have to go pay respect to someone, as in Memorial Day and Veteran's Day and I don't have to travel anywhere. I'm sure as hell not going to visit a Columbus statue. Instead I get to sit at home and do whatever I please without having to take an actual day off of work. It's kind of like a get out of jail free card (work being jail in this case).