I Have Arrived...

How do you know when you have made it to the big time? The obvious answer is where you go to take a crap. Since I have officially achieved my promotion I get executive bathroom privileges. Unlike the old bathroom I used to use this one has several spoils. The first thing that you notice when you walk in is the tile work. The walls and floor are covered with decorative colored tiles unlike the plain white tiles in my old bathroom. Instead of plain white sinks this bathroom has a marble facade. Very fancy. The second thing that you notice is the presence of mouthwash by the sink. Not only is there mouthwash but there are two different flavors of mouthwash. Unfortunately as I approached the stall, I didn't notice any improvements. I was half expecting a heated pads on the toliet seats. And this bathroom still had the same old crappy toliet paper. But I did have my option of hot and cold for the sink water, unlike only having lukewarm water available in the old bathroom. I probably do not deserve the executive bathroom privileges since I have little idea of how to do my new job, but I guess it doesn't seem that strange when you consider that Sadaam had a golden toliet.