St. Patrick's Day

The day when we wear green, drink green beer, and dye the river green. As if we needed an excuse to over induldge, we have St. Patrick's day. We seem to disregard all logic when it comes to drinking. St. Patrick himself must be looking down from heaven thinking, "What's going on? I never had a drink in my entire life." It's all in good fun until the next morning. This year I woke up drunk.. well as an Irishman on St. Patrick's day. Then I had to deal with the not-so-fun process of consciously sobering up. Just now have I regained the mental capacity to string enough words together to write a somewhat coherent blog on how stupid I am.