Washing My iPod

I did it once again. It seems I enjoy washing iPods as much as listening to music on them. Even this iPod was ingraved with the words 'Dave, please don't put me in the washer.' But its cry was ignored once again. In total I have gone through three mp3 players in two and a half years. At least I realize this trends and do my best to defend against it by only purchasing the cheapest iPod available. Plus this way I get to stay on the cutting edge of cheap mp3 players.