Why Moving Sucks

We just moved into our new apartment and I have come to the conclusion that moving sucks and here is why. First of all moving is really hard. You never realize how much stuff you have until you have to move it. I tried really hard to thin out my unused possessions and even disposed of several of my used possessions, but still had a bitch of a time physically lifting all my things into a second story apartment. Then once you get all your crap up there it does not put itself away. Instead it just sits there while you explore the new spaces and slowly come to realize how much closet space you had at the old apartment. But if all that is not enough you have to back to your old apartment and work your ass off to make up for the years that you neglected to clean your apartment. When you pull an handful of dirt off your carpet, you quickly realized how much of a slob you really are. Then once you get through killing you brain with cleaning supplies odors, you get to go back to your new apartment and set up your bed so you have a place to sleep. But you have random thoughts about whether or not you are going to get back the thousand dollars that you left with your old landlords or whether you will need to go to court to get it back and if so whether they will discover and bring up the hole that you drilled in the hardwood floor and poorly patched up. Then you wake up the next day and have a whole lot more work to do.