Dude Looks Like a Lady

For my Halloween costume this year I went to a party dressed as a naughty nurse. I learned many thing during my adventures as a cross-dresser. First, I am not an attractive woman. Perhaps it's my 230 pound frame or the massive amount of body hair. Secondly I learned that people like to stare at freaks. On my way to the party I got a honk from a bus driver, and people in the bar couldn't help but stare at my rack (or put their face in it), so much so I had to yell at several people exclaiming that I am not a piece of meat. Also I won the costume contest at the bar. I actually won the third place DVD of 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre,' but the first place always goes to a group (this year 'Deal or No Deal'). But if more people would have paid attention to grand finale during which I won the one-man wet T-shirt contest, I think that I would have drawn the cheers to catapult me into first. My final lesson is was that a bra is a powerful thing. After the party was over, I tossed my bra onto my roommates bed. When he arrived the next morning with the girlfriend, I had to diffuse the situation when he couldn't quite remember if the girl he brought home the previous night had left a memento. But when explained that I left my bra on the bed as a joke, it was perfectly clear (after some more explaining).