Drunk Theology

So last night I consumed some mead and headed for the bar for more beverages. After about 4 or 5 drinks I needed to use the bathroom. Afterward while I was washing my hands I realized the purpose of life. The resaoning is quite deductive in nature and you have to believe in the first couple of pretenses for it to be valid. First you must believe that God created humans regardless of the means (evolution or intelligent design). So if man was created in God's image, and God is the creator of life and the world, then it is the role of man to create life and otherwise. In order to remember this reasoning, I had to write it down on a Harp coaster. It's funny how alcohol (especially mead) can make you so wise.