Monday, December 19, 2005

Infestation

My house is being overrun by mice. They are eating my bread, crapping all over my house, and I think that they are also plotting to kill me. In defense against these rodents we have created an infantry of anti-mouse devices. We have the snap traps, the glue traps, the humane traps, and something called the tin cat, which appears to be a condo for up to 30 mice. During this war, we have already claimed one of the enemy, one named Marvin. Although Marvin's death broght cheers from the ranks including a rendition of "Ding Dong the Mouse is Dead." But despite this minor victory, the war wages on. We have encountered another foe, by the name of Sam. This mouse is smaller and more agile. He will indeed offer a great challenge to overcome.

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